The Wasserman Holiday Shopping Channel is back by popular demand, bringing you a superb selection of the season's hottest new gifts. Whether you're looking for fashion-forward Christmas clothing, games for the kids, or apps that make you carol better, you'll find it all here.
Insta-Santa Disguise Pills
Pop these jolly red pills to gain 100 lbs and a full white beard instantly. No more worrying about kids seeing you put gifts under the tree!
— Chris P
Holiday Scented Garbage Bags
I need a holiday scented garbage bag for this rotten turkey.
Boxing Day Google Map
A Google Map that displays the best boxing days sales nearest you and the quickest way to get to them all!
Instant Chimney App
This app creates a virtual chimney that only Santa can use to deliver his presents to all those kids who live in a place without a chimney.
Extra small ‘Tim Hortons’ Tim Bits for the Holiday Season.
Sidewalk salts for icey porches in fun rainbow colors ^.^
Brussel sprouts/bacon app
Hate brussel sprouts?? Download this handy dandy app that makes them taste just like bacon!
Make sure no one peeks at their gifts early by installing this custom hidden camera in your stockings.
Reindeer Snowboarding Helmet
Stay safe and festive with helmet adorned with antlers and a red nose LED light to stay visible for night riding.
Direct from planet Hoth comes the warmest snowsuit on the market!
*may omit a mildly offensive odor when first opened.
Mondo Christmas Cane
The perfect seasonal treat for the cult-film aficionado in your life (or for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man).
Fat Pants for Two
Stay close to your loved ones this season, and still enjoy the food your Christmas cheer craves. Available in Grinch-Free Elastic build for ANY holiday figure.
— Sarah Sz.
A browser extension that automatically uploads product suggestions to this website in order to maximize donation potential!
Tired of opaque boxes under your tree? See right through that wrapping to your future gifts with this handy iPhone attachment! (Does not work on blouses.)
Jingle Bell Rack
Ring in the holiday season with this festive brassiere. Comes with over 36 ornamental bells. Order now and we’ll throw in two cowbells, baby
Web Developer in a Box
Pantsuits not included.
Yeti Ear Muffs
There’s nothing warmer than authentic yeti fur
Inert Martha Stewart Cookware
Cookware that comes already used. Just order in food and leave the pots in the sink to “soak”. Convince your gf’s parents that you can cook!
Brussell Sprout cake
submerge 1 brussel sprout in cake mix and beat delicately. Do not serve to Santa. He doesn’t like them either.
Santa’s Lap App
App that photoshops a smile on your child’s face while he/she is posing with Santa. No more sour faces in Christmas photos!
Holiday Scented Street Salts
Make the snowy streets even MORE festive this holiday season with Holiday Scented Street Salts! Gingerbread, candy cane and noble fir! Mmm.
Jack Frost Snowfall Snow Restorer
Do you have pets hanging around your yard bringing you early presents? Helps bring your snow back to its original colour in between snowfalls.
— Jack Frost
Unsubtle Hints Phone Call Service
Provide your gift requests along with names and numbers of friends & family members. The call centre will harass daily with calls & texts.
A device that will eliminate Furbys from ever being a viable gift. Ever again!
Delux Ribbon Candy Container
Beautiful bowl incl ribbon candy just like Grandma loved, icepick to get appart when it turns to 1 giant candy & tweezers to remove cat hair
(S)Nog to Go
Nothing says Christmas quite like Eggnog. Travel sized Nog-to-Go or for extra stressful days Snog-to-Go (pre-spiked for your convenience)!
Ikea Monkey Chia Pet
Soak “Darwin” in water; apply seeds, then watch his shearling coat grow!
Buttons popping after Christmas dinner? Fear not if you’re wearing turkey pants! Expandable waists that let you enjoy 3rd helpings of turkey
Christmas Lights Monkey Coat
Lit up shearling coat with christmas light that’s perfect for your next Ikea Monkey
Installed gutters complete with Chritmas lights.
George S’moresman Grill
Crumbly crackers? Sticky marshmallow mishaps? Chocolate catastrophes? Eliminate holiday treat trauma today with the George S’moresman Grill.
Xmas tree trunk staightener
it’s a 1-900 number you can dial and hang your smart phone on the tree.
Edible ‘Candy Cane’ Cane
A perfect gift for any grand-parent. Sturdy and sweet. The grand-kids will be too busy eating the cane to make any noise. Peace and quiet!
Gary Bettman Piñata
Must be used with nothing less than a brand new Kevin Bieksa Bauer Supreme hockey stick. That way #3 at least gets a royalty cheque during the lockout.
Who wants to wait til After Eight to enjoy some holiday chocolate?! With After Anytimes, enjoy all day long and night and day and night!
Vancouver “Rain”deer Toque
It’s a toque with antlers that’s 100% rain resistant!
It comes complete with white-out, blank gift tags and wrapping paper repair tools for easy re-gifting.
Turkey Slap Chop
A jumbo-sized version of the original slap chop. Makes a perfectly carved turkey, every time.
Xray Xmas App
iPhone app that lets you see what’s inside your presents before Christmas.
Contemporary decorations featuring your favourite Internet memes, like “Ermahgerd Girl” and “No Cat”.