The Wasserman Holiday Shopping Channel is back by popular demand, bringing you a superb selection of the season's hottest new gifts. Whether you're looking for fashion-forward Christmas clothing, games for the kids, or apps that make you carol better, you'll find it all here.
Blitzen Energy Drinks
$7.99
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Lockout Edition Table Hockey
$99.99
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iCan't Carol Caroling App
FREE
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2012 Holiday Christmas Clothing Collection
$69.99
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Santa 'Claws'
$44.99
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FruitCake Weight Set
$110.99
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Insta-Santa Disguise Pills
Pop these jolly red pills to gain 100 lbs and a full white beard instantly. No more worrying about kids seeing you put gifts under the tree!
— Chris P
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Holiday Scented Garbage Bags
I need a holiday scented garbage bag for this rotten turkey.
— Janet
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Boxing Day Google Map
A Google Map that displays the best boxing days sales nearest you and the quickest way to get to them all!
— Martha
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Instant Chimney App
This app creates a virtual chimney that only Santa can use to deliver his presents to all those kids who live in a place without a chimney.
— Autumn
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Tiny Tim’s
Extra small ‘Tim Hortons’ Tim Bits for the Holiday Season.
— Kenneth
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Rainbow melt
Sidewalk salts for icey porches in fun rainbow colors ^.^
— Jessica
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Brussel sprouts/bacon app
Hate brussel sprouts?? Download this handy dandy app that makes them taste just like bacon!
— Heidi
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Christmas Stalkings
Make sure no one peeks at their gifts early by installing this custom hidden camera in your stockings.
— Ryan
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Reindeer Snowboarding Helmet
Stay safe and festive with helmet adorned with antlers and a red nose LED light to stay visible for night riding.
— T-Dawg
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Ton-ton Snowsuit
Direct from planet Hoth comes the warmest snowsuit on the market!
*may omit a mildly offensive odor when first opened.— Blurg
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Mondo Christmas Cane
The perfect seasonal treat for the cult-film aficionado in your life (or for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man).
— anonymous
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Fat Pants for Two
Stay close to your loved ones this season, and still enjoy the food your Christmas cheer craves. Available in Grinch-Free Elastic build for ANY holiday figure.
— Sarah Sz.
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Festive AutoDonate
A browser extension that automatically uploads product suggestions to this website in order to maximize donation potential!
— Winston
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Pocket X-Ray™
Tired of opaque boxes under your tree? See right through that wrapping to your future gifts with this handy iPhone attachment! (Does not work on blouses.)
— Christy
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Jingle Bell Rack
Ring in the holiday season with this festive brassiere. Comes with over 36 ornamental bells. Order now and we’ll throw in two cowbells, baby
— Justin
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Web Developer in a Box
Pantsuits not included.
— Jeevesmeister
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Yeti Ear Muffs
There’s nothing warmer than authentic yeti fur
— Bry
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Inert Martha Stewart Cookware
Cookware that comes already used. Just order in food and leave the pots in the sink to “soak”. Convince your gf’s parents that you can cook!
— @josan_the_man
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Brussell Sprout cake
submerge 1 brussel sprout in cake mix and beat delicately. Do not serve to Santa. He doesn’t like them either.
— Alison
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Santa’s Lap App
App that photoshops a smile on your child’s face while he/she is posing with Santa. No more sour faces in Christmas photos!
— Megan
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Holiday Scented Street Salts
Make the snowy streets even MORE festive this holiday season with Holiday Scented Street Salts! Gingerbread, candy cane and noble fir! Mmm.
— Jack
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Jack Frost Snowfall Snow Restorer
Do you have pets hanging around your yard bringing you early presents? Helps bring your snow back to its original colour in between snowfalls.
— Jack Frost
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Unsubtle Hints Phone Call Service
Provide your gift requests along with names and numbers of friends & family members. The call centre will harass daily with calls & texts.
— Chris
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Furby Eliminator
A device that will eliminate Furbys from ever being a viable gift. Ever again!
— Emily
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Delux Ribbon Candy Container
Beautiful bowl incl ribbon candy just like Grandma loved, icepick to get appart when it turns to 1 giant candy & tweezers to remove cat hair
— Jennifer
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(S)Nog to Go
Nothing says Christmas quite like Eggnog. Travel sized Nog-to-Go or for extra stressful days Snog-to-Go (pre-spiked for your convenience)!
— Tara
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Ikea Monkey Chia Pet
Soak “Darwin” in water; apply seeds, then watch his shearling coat grow!
— Don
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Turkey Pants
Buttons popping after Christmas dinner? Fear not if you’re wearing turkey pants! Expandable waists that let you enjoy 3rd helpings of turkey
— Renee
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Christmas Lights Monkey Coat
Lit up shearling coat with christmas light that’s perfect for your next Ikea Monkey
— Liv
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Christmas Gutters
Installed gutters complete with Chritmas lights.
— Rosalind
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George S’moresman Grill
Crumbly crackers? Sticky marshmallow mishaps? Chocolate catastrophes? Eliminate holiday treat trauma today with the George S’moresman Grill.
— Winston
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Xmas tree trunk staightener
it’s a 1-900 number you can dial and hang your smart phone on the tree.
— Nick
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Edible ‘Candy Cane’ Cane
A perfect gift for any grand-parent. Sturdy and sweet. The grand-kids will be too busy eating the cane to make any noise. Peace and quiet!
— Chris
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Gary Bettman Piñata
Must be used with nothing less than a brand new Kevin Bieksa Bauer Supreme hockey stick. That way #3 at least gets a royalty cheque during the lockout.
— @Iron_dog
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After Anytimes
Who wants to wait til After Eight to enjoy some holiday chocolate?! With After Anytimes, enjoy all day long and night and day and night!
— Rebecca
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Vancouver “Rain”deer Toque
It’s a toque with antlers that’s 100% rain resistant!
— Katie
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Re-gifting Kit
It comes complete with white-out, blank gift tags and wrapping paper repair tools for easy re-gifting.
— Tana
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Turkey Slap Chop
A jumbo-sized version of the original slap chop. Makes a perfectly carved turkey, every time.
— Winston
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Xray Xmas App
iPhone app that lets you see what’s inside your presents before Christmas.
— Terry
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Tree OrnaMemes
Contemporary decorations featuring your favourite Internet memes, like “Ermahgerd Girl” and “No Cat”.
— Allen
Happy Holidays from all of us at Wasserman + Partners
